too many cute girls in breaking bad this needs to stop….

foxnewsofficial:

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

inkerdoodle:

excuse me favorite character did i give you permission to die

too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

The moral of the story is: I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.

I’m going through a krysten Ritter phase sorry









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